I’ve forgotten, since days seem to just fly past me. But this is so me, always a day late, a dollar short.
Happy belated birthday, you pompous egomaniac you. I love you.
I’ve forgotten, since days seem to just fly past me. But this is so me, always a day late, a dollar short.
Happy belated birthday, you pompous egomaniac you. I love you.
I feel like a Sunday.
Sundays are otherwise nice, except that the next morning is a Monday, and Mondays are never a treat. There isn’t anything more terrifying than a Monday morning.
But I’m getting a new tattoo tomorrow. Have to put the pedal to the metal when I leave work. Hopefully the rozzers aren’t anywhere to be spotted. They’d be having a field day.
So I got this phonecall from a woman on a Friday two weeks ago. She invited me to an interview on Monday. To which I went. And started working last Wednesday. Fuck me, I may actually have to join the club of people who have been called to work from the comfort of their own home. :D I never sent an application or anything.
What I do is nesting. Which is a technical term for sitting infront of a pooter and using autocadish program so guys in the factory have something to do, other than waving their arms about. I had no idea about any of it, but I think I might be getting the hang of it. The contract is for a tad over a year, so rock on.
Fuck yea. *dances a victory jig*
Something came up on Facebook and I felt like getting back to the Better Days of The Intar Tubes. So here is a survey I found waybackmachining my old domains (trust me, there have been a few). I love surveys, you should too!
1) first grade teacher’s name: Raija.
2) last words you said: How many laps left? to hubby, because he’s watching F1 GP Bahrain on the telly.
3) last song you sang: I think I made a right mockery of some heavy metal song.
4) last person you hugged: hubby
5) last person you got kissed by: oh, hubby again. :D
6) last thing you laughed at: a youtube bit, Hitler as something or another, you know those subtitled things from the film Der Untergang.
7) last time you said ‘I love you’: Just a moment ago I said I think I love Iva. This was in Facebook. :D
8) last time you cried: yesterday evening because I was hungry, furious and tired.
9) what’s in your CD player: I don’t have a cd-player. :( If I did, I reckon it would have a U2 cd in it. Most likely Achtung Baby.
10) what color socks are you wearing: black with some flower decorations. Girly socks.
11) what’s under your bed: Monsters.
12) what time did you wake up today: 8.59.
13) current taste: Lipton Forest Fruits tea. I would’ve liked to say the stunning casserole I made, but sadly I made myself a cuppa between this survey and eating the bloody brilliant lunch.
14) current hair: stripey. That is all.
15) current clothes: Black Reebok sweatpants, navy blue t-shirt with an Intel logo.
16) current annoyance: Snow, Y U NO BE GONE?!
17) current longing: I’d like to eat some more, but alas, cannot.
18) current desktop picture: Bonzer-wonzer. Oh luvvy. <3
19) current hate: My lack of self control. Self, Y U NO GET THINNER?!
20) favorite features of the opposite sex: Legs. I like nice legs on a guy. Also because I'm a superficial no-good ho, I fear I may have fallen for my hubby because he kinda looks like Ewan McGregor. :D
21) last cd that you bought: oh bloody hell. How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb by U2? I haven't bought a cd in ages.
22) favorite place to be: Home. Or my ‘Sploder. I love that piece of junk metal.
23) least favorite place: anything too tight to properly fit into. This includes tiny bathroom stalls.
24) time you wake up in the morning: seven-ish. During the week. Weekends about nine-ish.
25) if you could play an instrument: it would be piano. Which I can play. But also banjo would be nice and harmonica.
26) favorite color: Black. And pink, oddly enough.
27) do you believe in an afterlife: Not the least bit.
28) how tall are you?: 1,75 meters.
29) current favorite word/saying: I disapprove! Paheksun!
30) favorite book: At the moment I think it’s Fools Rush In by Bill Carter.
31) favorite season: Summer. Why isn’t it summer already, huh?
32) one person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: My paternal grandma.
33) favorite day: Friday. It’s combat-day and the beginning of the weekend.
34) where would you like to go: Yorkshire.
35) what is your career going to be like: long and succesful. I just hope it would bloody well start already!
36) how many kids do you want: Anything less than 2. That would be one or none, thankyouverymuch.
37) what kind of car will you have: I’m v. content with my Explorer, but had I the chance, I’d like a Range Rover and/or Mustang.
38) type a line you remember from any book: Yrch! Legolas slipped into his own language (it might be tongue also, I can’t remember which it was, so technically I DON’T remember a quote)
39) a random lyric: One of these mornings, it won’t be very long, you will look for me, and I’ll be gone. That’s from a Moby song.
40) identify some things surrounding your computer: Teacup, calculator, notepad, phone and Ponies. Also a pint of water, keys, hand lotion and a camera.
I need a punching bag, because I just want to break stuff at times.
Better yet, I should have a room with stuff that is easily (but not too easily) broken by throwing them around. Some plates and shit, so it makes A LOT of noise while breaking. No animal figurines tho or anything like that, I wouldn’t have the heart to break them.
I might need some anger management, because fuck, I just get so angry sometimes I just … gaah!